I wonder how great it would be living in a building for years and not have a neighbor annoy me. I moved to my building in 2005 two days after my birthday. A perfect gift. The first day I moved in a met both of my neighbors to my left and right. I knew which one would to be my BFF (in her head) and I knew who would be the nosy one.
Let's call the nosy one Lanosy. See Lanosy is always ringing my bell about the craziest things.
Buzz Hi, its Lanosy did you see a roach?
Buzz Hi, its Lanosy where do you work? I heard your a cop is that true so, so, so where do you work?
Buzz Hi, it's Lanosy I wanted to know if you smell something. Smells like something’s dead. I wonder if it's a dead body. Well do you?
Buzz Do you have my package? I'm looking for it.
Buzz I think I know who your boyfriend is he's a told black guy right?
My answer to all of her questions:
No, I didn't see a roach until you just opened your door.
No, I'm not a cop, who told you that?
No I don't smell a dead body.The only thing I smell is fish, it is Friday you know.
No, I don't have the package read the note the UPS guy left you. (She knew the answer)
No, He's a tall white guy. She's never seen him because we are very careful. When he visits we keep our ears and eyes open. I don't need her asking him 25 questions.
Tonight she decided to ring my bell because she's on a mission to destroy bed bugs and get the neighbor who brought them in evicted. She handed me a paper with the buildings owners email and told me tell him she's got to go and give him some extra info like hey, we have roaches, mice, and bed bugs.
Before she let me go she added you know there are some people who live in this building hear me fart and gossip about it.
What the bleep? I think this lady is totally sniffing bug powder or just going crazy.
I wish I could ask her if she's sleeping around with the Porter because she likes to flirt with him. One day I will ask her 3 million questions.
